Danica Patrick- Qualified

Brandon Jenings- Trade

Ryan Braun- WTF?

Mat Gamel- Snakebit

Corey Hart- Hurry

Oscar Pistorious- Pathetic

Dwight Howard- Tiring

Jerry Buss- Honored

Charles Woodson- Classy

Lionel Messi- Unbeliveable

Ronda Rousey- Oooooh

Mantei Te'o- LO'L

Da'Quan Bowers- Idiot

Joe Johnson- Clutch

Mel Kiper- Again?

NFL Draft Combine- Yawn

Marquette- Rolling

Wisconsin- Inconsistent

Chicago Blackhawks- Impressive

Mike Montgomery- Pushy

Mark Emmert- Resign

Univ of Miami- Ouch

Nerlens Noel- Missed  :(