I wish that female sand volleyball player would wear baggy shorts. At least she would be cleaner from the sand that just clings to her like that.
Wait just a sec...I want to set the DVR for the Pro Bowl.
What time does figure skating come on?
I don't like to drink during the Nascar races.
Basketball would be a lot more fun if they just lowered the rim to 9 feet.
Let's take a road trip of all the Arena Football League stadiums!
Please, sit down. I want to hear all about your fantasy football team.
That Sumo wrestler looks like your Mom. (Wait, I may have actually said this once)
I bet the worst part of being a male cheerleader is working with all those women.
There just can't be enough pitching changes in my opinion.
Soccer is too exhilarating for me to enjoy.
The NCAA Tournament is just too much basketball for me.
I got my WNBA Playoff Tickets!!! Woo-hoo!
I guess I am getting a little bored with football.
Those grunts during women tennis matches are just so unappealing and distracting.
Oh good...bowling is on next.
I want Duke to win.