Pregame show: Didn’t watch. I don’t like the puff pieces.
If I see the 49er fan from the Bud Light commercials or the one for Visa of the 49er fan in the locker room for a pep talk I think my mind will split.
Whew…no Joe Buck
Where can I get a Pleather top like Jennifer Hudson?
Beyonce accused the kids chorus of lip-synching.
Why do they put the guy signing the musical number for the deaf in dark clothes and not have a camera on him full time? Like the deaf people should know where to look or something.
Colin Kaepernick has at least one more tattoo than I do.
They just had a CBS promo and they showed a shot of Laettner. I hate you CBS.
At the coin flip now. Terrell Suggs would intimidate me if he was selling flowers or handing out free gum.
1st quarter:
You have 2 weeks to run your first play and you line up illegally? Inexcusable.
For some reason the Raven receivers don’t scare me.
Oops. TD Boldin. Difference in the game so far is composure. 7-0 Baltimore.
Disappointing start for commercials thanks to Budweiser Black Crown.
Go Daddy. Gross. Thanks for the extreme kissing sound effects. She is now less hot. I will now ask her to stop coming over.
Good…this game is going to be chippy.
Akers kicks a 36 yard field goal to make it 7-3. I still have a feeling a FG attempt of less than 45 yards will be missed in this game.
For those of you unimpressed with the first Bud commercial they gave you a second opportunity.
Is Ed Reed related to Kimbo Slice?
I find myself pulling for the Ravens. Odd.
Flacco has completed two passes that had no business being thrown.
Promo for Fast and the Furious 6. Seems like Oceans 11 Tacky.
Toyota spot with the genie. Not bad.
2nd Quarter:
Lot of guys standing around on that 49er fumble.
Doritos princess commercial. Cruddy.
Doritos look better immediately with the next spot being for Calvin Klein junk.
Beyonce and her bouncing glands coming up at halftime.
I’m surprised you never hear about players getting those black rubber pellets in their eyes from the field the way they spray around.
Flacco throws a rocket. 14-3 Ravens.
Hyundai Turbo commercial not bad. Overall bored with the commercial effort. Why is it that I
have never been excited about any movie promoted during the SB?
Kimbo Slice interception. I want to see him “Kaepernick.” Oh cool, a brawl.
Is there anything more lame than offsetting personal foul penalties? What a waste of time.
Fake FG by Baltimore snuffed by San Fran. Can they capitalize? Nope.
Was Roger Goodell checking that little girl football player for concussion symptoms?
Long way to get nowhere Coca Cola. I hope they all die of thirst.
Long TD on 3rd and ten to Jacoby Jones. SF just crapped themselves. 21-3. Oof…
21-6 at halftime. Baltimore looks great, SF looks bad, the commercials even worse.
Halftime:
Did Dan Marino father a child during the first half?
Beyonce counts like a horse. She is sexy but not as sexy as she thinks she is. The come-hither look is getting old.
The Jeep military commercial was touching.
Are those eyebrows on Joe Flacco or is that two couches?
3rd Quarter:
108 yard TD return to start the second half. Ouch. 28-6. Impressive speed, Jacoby Jones. Two scores. MVP? I like to think that Steelers fans are ticked.
I expect (and hope for) the chippy play to increase.
Power outage. Beyonce curtain call???
I did what anybody would do during a 34 minute delay- I ate a box of Caramel DeLites.
TD to Crabtree. Life in San Fran. 28-13.
Seems like Baltimore has stopped making plays.
ONE POSESSION GAME! Gore TD. 28-20. I remember these 49ers.
Wow! Raven collapse? Ray Rice fumble.
Huge stop by the Ravens Defense to force a FG attempt. Akers catches a break on the running into the kicker call after missing it. Looked to me like he fell on him. Maybe I just wanted my earlier prediction of a missed field goal to come true. 28-23 now. 17 unanswered points.
Ravens fighting to gain momentum back with a nice drive.
4th Quarter:
Big stop by the 49ers at the two. FG makes it 31-23. 12:54 left.
Great commercial with the late Paul Harvey about farmers. Dodge Ram. Easily my favorite.
Great run by Kaepernick. Untouched. 31-29 but 2 point conversion failed. 9:57 left.
Pretty clean half penalty-wise until that huge pass interference call. Good call.
Show me all the promos you want CBS…I don’t like your programs.
HUGE pickup on the risky audible to a pass on third and a foot to Boldin. Gonna try to eat some major clock now. Play of the game?
FG attempt of 38 yards by the rookie kicker. 34-29 Baltimore with 4:19 left. This turned into a good game.
Bad drop by Vernon Davis but I thought there was a hold by an o-lineman.
Baltimore now crapping themselves. Gore out at the 7. I expect runs with 2:39 left.
Where is your Ray Lewis now?
Samsung spot was good. Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen. A 40 year old virgin flashback.
4th and goal at the 5. Great defensive stand by Baltimore. I like watching Jim Harbaugh
whine. I thought a good non-call in the endzone.
Can Baltimore run out the clock?
Great move on the safety. Ran off :08. I was critical of John Harbaugh for not taking a time out before the 2:00 warning to save time but it is a good thing he didn’t. 34-31 Ravens.
“Two Couches” is MVP but did nothing in the second half. Thought Jacoby Jones should have gotten it but what do I really care…
Ray Lewis can go away now.
